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10:44pm August 11, 2023

lesbianomens:

me thinking i could be normal about good omens vs season 2 episode 6 with a steel chair

3:48pm March 8, 2023

catchymemes:

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4:13pm December 26, 2022

cemeterything:

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cemeterything:

i don’t care about birds that mate for life. let’s hear about the birds that get divorced.

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this is really fucking funny actually

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thank you. it’s important to me that divorce should be as diverse and inclusive as possible.

4:20pm September 18, 2022

funnytwittertweets:

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2:33pm September 2, 2022

neilnevins:

Teen Titans is such a perplexing enigma of a show because y’know it’s got these heavy episodes featuring Raven’s genocidal father, a teenage girl betraying everything she’s worked for to work under an abusive figure, Robin becoming mentally unstable and paranoid over an enemy that isn’t there in one big plot of manipulation

and then there’s an episode where Beast Boy fights alien tofu and everyone getting turned into animals in a magic hat 

9:36am August 13, 2022

quasi-normalcy:

quasi-normalcy:

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

12:12am August 11, 2022
10:04am August 10, 2022

asocialpessimist:

if i had a nickel for every time i’ve wanted to steal the gender of a neil gaiman character dressed in all black I’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

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9:08pm July 26, 2022
throwupgirl asked:

oh ive got a great one. the first fanfic i ever wrote was a super mario bros fanfic when i was nine years old. but when i opened microsoft word on the family computer there was a bunch of words already on the page, so i deleted it all in order for nothing to interrupt my super mario bros storys flow. i wrote the whole thing in a day and was very proud and saved it. two days later my dad sits me down and explains to me that hes had a lot of trouble finding a job since he got laid off, and that hes been sending his resume to dozens of employers. he asks me if i know what a resume is. i say no. he explains to me what a resume is, and then informs me that the words i deleted on the microsoft word page was his resume and hes been sending dozens of employers his nine year old daughters super mario bros fanfiction. i was never allowed on the family computer again.

9:06pm July 26, 2022

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

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chaumas-deactivated20240115:

villain going to the goon shelter to pick out a new henchman

this energetic and diabolical boy was rescued from a goon hoarding situation… he loves pulling levers, gloating, and turning cranks with great abandon. prefers to be the only goon. needs an active lair with plenty of enrichment.

now this fella comes with some baggage. his previous villain was going to have put down when he refused to perform unsedated human vivisection as a form of torture. one of our agents intercepted the execution and brought him to the goon shelter. would thrive in an environment of G or PG-rated villainry.

on the other hand, if you’re looking for something a little more… advanced… then this fine lady over here would make a great challenge for an experienced villain able to set firm boundaries. she will NOT be released to first-time villains; proof of prior henchpeople must be demonstrated before adoption approval. high prey drive. under no circumstances should she be left alone with children or small animals. must sign waiver releasing the goon shelter from responsibility if her behavior is deemed excessively depraved.

These two are pair-bonded and may only be adopted together. Up for anything, they are fiercely loyal to their employer provided their needs are met and they are permitted to hold hands. They look alarmingly similar to one another but it is undeterminable whether they are close blood relatives or lovers who choose to dress and style themselves in identical ways. Habit of finishing each other’s sentences with rhyming couplets; we have not attempted to train this out of them. Will answer to whatever names or titles you give them so long as they are complimentary and/or rhyme.

9:03pm July 26, 2022

beansprean:

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Thank you @nitewrighter for your post lmao

12:49am July 23, 2022

wilde-boys:

sevdoesnotexist:

4cupsanxiety5tbspdepression:

girls who said “girls can lift chairs too” when the teacher asked for strong boys to lift chairs are gay now - i don’t make the rules

Honestly I’m actually just a dude now, but yeah I’m gay too lol

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6:11pm May 26, 2022

soul-hammer:

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I didn’t even notice the two moms at first. I thought this was implying the wasp was a lesbian and, because of the day, suddenly visible.